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Monday, June 19, 2006 

Lame Lane

When there are two turn-lanes and three lanes to turn into, the bigger vehicle does not get to choose any lane. Given that I have nearly been crushed by various land-yachts five times in the past week, I was beginning to think there is some unknown-to-me law that allows the drivers of large vehicles to be retards. However, I have reviewed the law and there is no retard-clause; thus, granting them no special privileges. I am unaware of how they graduated from riding the short bus to the driving the never-seen-dirt SUV.

This has happened to me too. Here's my theory...maybe they used to be smart, but they fell on their heads one too many times when trying to get into their truck/SUV that is 40 ft. off the ground.

hmm maybe theyre smarter than the rest of you on the west coast.. they know global warming is going to bring on the next ice age so they're just planning ahead. Why else would they need the 4x4 giant SUV in sunny so-cal where it never snows and there are no dirt roads?

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