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Sunday, August 20, 2006 

K-F-See the idiot behind the cash register...

We pull up to the speaker thingy...

(mumbling)"Lemme know when you're ready."

"Okay, we'll have 2 honey bbq snackers and a crispy strips meal."

"Which one?"

"Which one??"

"Yeah, there's 3,6 or 9 piece."

"3"

"(something so mumbly I can't understand it at all)"

"What?"

"I'll have your total at the window."

"Okay."

At the window...

"It's $7.63"

I give him money, and another guy pokes his head out the window,

"Did you want the snackers or the regular sandwich?"

"The snackers"

"Okay."

Original window guy hands us our change and a bag.

I ask my companion to check the order, there are 2 sandwiches and a box of crispy strips, no meal.

"Excuse me, I wanted the crispy strips meal."

"Huh? Give me the receipt and the box."

I do as he requests.

He hands me a new bag and closes the window in my face. I know he didn't charge me for the meal, so I am waiting for the window to open again. It does not. So we drive home. Upon arrival we examine the contents of the bag and find:

1 original snacker
1 regular honey bbq sandwich
1 crispy strips meal

Not what we ordered. Not what we paid for. This time it turned out in our favor, but the youth of America is starting to scare me.

I am also scared by the youth of America. Somehow, I think the common sense stopped with people my age.

Did you order it with extra feathers? That's how I get mine.
That feathery taste makes all the difference.

My suggestion is to keep mumbling back into the loudspeaker--why not have some fun with this. I do this all the time and actually they put forth the effort to figure your order out.
Try it next time.

Wait a minute, you ate at KFC?

Your rant is now invalid.

Those who drink diet soda should not throw stones.

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