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Saturday, March 31, 2007 

Chicken Little clucks again

It began as Barbie and evolved into Chicken Little.
Barbie started to open up its obsessive/compulsive mouth, in a continous manner. During the course of a few short months, Barbie evolved in to a intrusive little chicken.
Always worried about the other chicken, she needs constant resassurance she has a chicken brain. That is debatable. Chickens also have a very short memory span. I spent over an hour explaining something to Chicken Little (CL). She clucks and moves her head in a manner that would indicate she did understand. I was wrong. CL plonks on over to ask the same questions all over again. CL also employs a similar manuever with everyone else she comes into contact with. CL brain can be easily overloaded, as too much work (aka various items in her job description) will cause her to stretch her neck and cluck inconsolably.
My new favorite riddle is:
How did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to my ass.

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