Rantaholics

Came to find out recently, a friend of mine is planning to spend thousands of dollars to take his wife to Paris for her birthday (40th).
First of all not every female was to celebrate they are 40 years old (myself included)
More importantly, neither my friend or his wife speak a word of French.
I find this incredibly funny (and not too bright) that someone would travel halfway around the world to be insulted in frog talk.

French don't like Americans, especially the parisians-they hate us. They dislike everyone except themselves (obviously obcured by their lack of sense of smell). French like people with towels on their heads and expansive oil interests.

And by some chance you do speak French, make sure it is close to flawless, otherwise you will be insulted too. (But at least I know when I am being insulted).

Why travel so far to be insulted? I would be willing to insult him her for a fraction of the price.
Bonne Chance, my friend.
You will screwed in ways you never thought possible. Enjoy your holiday.